The Joys Of Biking To School
Heres the catch, there aren't any.
Also, if this is your first time on my blog, this post is very ranty. I mean VERY. So, read at your own risk I guess.
I don't know if it's just me, but I don't like being drenched in sweat at 8 in the morning. It might be a personal preference, but waking up at the crack of dawn isn't ideal for me in any circumstances.
Let's just put it simply here; I hate biking. I also hate the fact I have to bike with two annoying (but also some very lovely individuals) shits (ignore my french) that constantly bug me. I mean, constantly.
I also hate the gross caluses I get, from gripping my handlebars so tight, because every time I move my hand, it burns. Fun.
The only plus is that I can be out for as long as I want after school, and my mom wont complain about picking me up late, because she won't have to.
However, I have some friends I bike with. One of them being another anonymous character I will introduce (for the anonymity of this blog, this won't be their actual name).
One of my friends I bike with we will call Jojo (inside joke, not realted to Jojo Siwa. Also, since I'm lazy and couldn't come up with nicknames for anybody else I bike with, they will remain un-named).
So basically, I hate biking to school. Don't get me wrong; biking in general is okay, and can tend to be enjoyable (sometimes). Unfortunately, the bike ride to school is hell.
There are lots of flat roads, but hills pop up at random, and just when you think you aren't that tired, the hills F that entire mindset up. There is a specific hill that we have christened 'Heart Attack Hill™' and it is pretty self explanatory.
So yes, that was my EXTREME rant post. I hope you liked reading about my annoying problems that you couldn't care less about.
If you did infact enjoy reading this, I would consider following my blog. Or not.
- Signing off,
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This reminds me of the time when I accidentally performed a backflip in air with my friend's bike and broke it into 3 halves and missed school for 3 days.
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